Chan May

Bill and I at the beach 

Rey serving drinks at the World cruise Viva Vietnam show

Viva Vietnam show

Viva Vietnam

Karen and David impersonating World Cruisers

Michel Bell who did a show last night and sang a song tonight  he was with the Fifth Demension

Elvin showed up

My message oh sorry it was censored!

Good Evening from Chan May/DaNang, Vietnam

March 8, 2012

Today we docked in Chan May which is the gateway to DaNang.  I was not up to taking a long tour so we just slept in and then took the shuttle bus to a resort.  It had a pretty beach and a spa,  The massages where $10 on the beach for 45 minutes or $20 in an air conditioned room.  I decided that since I was wearing a dress I wanted a room.  I mean where can you get a 45 minute message for $20.  Well we had to wait a little while because everyone wanted massages.  So finally two girls come they take Bill into one room and me into another.  The girl says get undressed so I take off my dress and she tells me to take off my bra.  Oh well, so I do and I go and lie on the bed.  She starts to massage my neck and all of a sudden she leaves and in walks a man.  Now I am not a prude but they didn't even give me a sheet or towel to cover myself.  My clothes are on the other side of the room and he doesn't speak much English,  My first thought was "Oh crap I am not ready for this."  Now this small Vietnamese man straddles the bed and starts pounding the crap out of me  My neck, shoulders then he tells me to turn over.  Well what the hell am I suppose to do I have no cover I'm blowing in the wind.  So all right I tell myself I could do ths so I turn over with both arms planted firmly across my chest trying to hide these huge boobs!  Everything is going along he is working on my legs still in a squatting position on the bed over me.  I am dying of embarrassment and I want out of there but like I said my clothes are on the other side of the room.  Now he finishes with my legs and takes my arm and starts to massage that.  Now I only have one arm covering these boobs and my mind is saying "Bill will pay big time for this I am ready to kill him.  Throw him overboard and not say Man Overboard.  He now has finished on my arms and starts on my head  He is massaging me so tightly my first thoughts are 1) Either I am going to look like those shrunken heads you see in National Geographic or he is giving me a facelift!  All the while I a almost completely naked and now sheet or towel!  Now he asks if I want my chest massaged.  I yell NO so he starts to work on my feet.  I am counting the minutes and figure we must be close to 45 minutes.  Finally he finishes but he doesn't leave the room he is waiting for his tip.  So I have to get up with my arms still across the chest and go and get my clothes and purse.  I put my dress up around and hand him $5.  He goes out I get dressed I go out and he tells me he wants $2. more because "You're a big women"  At this point I give him the $2.  just happy I don't have to see him anymore and I am explaining all this to Bill.  I said "Let's make the 1pm shuttle it is 5 to I can run through this resort to make the bus I want the hell out of here.  So on the bus I am telling Bill I am ready to kill him and he is hysterical!!!!!!  Me not so much.  We get back to the ship and we see our British friends and I am telling her.  She had the tailor come to her cabin to alter a dress she bought and she is telling me how embarrassed she was.  I explain my day she almost fell off the chair.  Now even I am hysterical and I have decided to call today  Blowing in the Wind!!!!!!!!!

So as you can see this trip is truly a one of kind adventure.  I will never have a massage out of the country again!!!!!!

Before dinner tonight was a World Cruise entertainment some pictures are posted above.  It was a great show.. After dinner was a NY comedian and he was very funny.  But I am going to bed because I am exhausted from trying to hide my boobs today so
Good night and God Bless